red bull when you confuse it for the other energy drink:

Oh sure Carrie Symmonds gets a 100k role, a husband and two kids out of her blow job, and all I got was a polite request to ‘Leave this Harvester’. This is classism.

when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

i lied. i dont like sex. put ur clothes back on babe. ok so they're called two shell and they're mysterious in like a 2013 era pc music way but they played a boiler room set right but actually it wasn't them but two people in masks pretending to dj a prerecorded set

Maybe the best quote tweet on the bird app

Calculations now for interventions in the energy market must now take account the potential economic ruin coming if we don’t respond. Spending now may keep many people afloat, small businesses alive and keep tax receipts up. Not doing so will lead to unemployment and recession.

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ICYMI: a lovely free one from me. DJs, check it out on.soundcloud.com/Yn5m8kH1MPUaPZ…

Just dropped the first episode in a new YouTube series which will show the realities of making it as a music producer, dj and running an events brand youtu.be/oZRpifpL_7o?si…

who’s still out here on the elon app then

how can you remix Baddadan?? we’ll let me tell you… youtu.be/DRm8ee8Pxgc?si…