My gravestone is gonna be a bench so I can still get ass when I'm dead.

I'm like if Ed Hardy made a line of people

We're all so small compared to the size of the universe. You guys ever think about shit like that? Like super deep shit?

Martin Garrix is like a young me. Young Me is a Korean kid that ghost produces for me sometimes.

Ya ya that's a great story but I'm not hearing my name.

To the kids yelling "Boo!" when I walked out on stage, you don't scare me. I know for a fact that most of you aren't ghosts.

Wtf is so crazy about a crazy straw? Society needs to wake up!

It's ok. I know what I'm doing. I'm a genios.

Last night on stage with Waka I claimed to be the inventor of trap music. Can't be parodied if I'm already insane.

Drivin around at night with my headlights off and people still recognize Carnage. Feels like everybody I pass is honking at me.

My favorite rapper is probably still Will Smith.

Walked into a store called 7/11 and when I walked out it was called 10/10

They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating the most talented guy on the planet.

Wtf are these?

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's chipotle.

So honored that my six pack was chosen to be super imposed onto Zac Efron in "Neighbors"

I've always wanted to study a broad

Every time this cop gives me a ticket for littering, I just crumple it up and throw it on the ground. Bitch I can do this all day

You guys ever heard of "magnets"? How is this possible??

The illuminati is trying to control my diet