Do you ever put on your boots and get all the way home, realize they aren’t yours but can’t remember the directions back to the house of the guy you met at the bar last night so you can return them to his wife? It’s been a day. #lifehacks #adulting #comedy #musings #southern

Look y’all. I’m coming back to NY. Arsnovanyc.com

Hey Sin City, look who is coming back!

.Hertz I made a reservation over a month ago for a pick up yesterday at BTR airport. I got there. No cars. I had to rent from another company as a walk up which was almost 3 times the price! WTH. How is this a way to run a company?

I can’t stinking wait to come back to Ft Worth! Bass Hall feels like my home away from home!

Happy Galentine's Day.To all the single people who are celebrating on yo... youtu.be/Ac7TjMqe7lg?si… via YouTube

A fun night with Dixie Longate!

I’m so excited to be coming back to Ft Worth! Join me for one heck of a party!

Happy Easter. Jesus Saves (& with an annualized return of 3%, he'll be w... youtu.be/3DZqb64ZQh4?si… via YouTube

Can’t wait to come back to my favorite southern city this coming week!

I always love my time here in Ft Worth. Thank you Bass Hall for opening up your home to me again! See you soon.

Thanks The Washington Post and The Kennedy Center for welcoming me to your fair city to share some laughs and some empowerment all from my #tupperware bowls.

So grateful to have my show at the The Kennedy Center and for the kind words from the The Washington Post bringing some laughs and kindness to DC. Y’all are making my heart happy.

I like when people get gussied up to come to the #tupperware parties. This makes me smile.

Looks like a 10 to me. :)

Thank you for letting me be a part of this amazing evening. I was so inspired by everyone I met and by their continued work toward making Iowa schools better and more inclusive.

This year many people might be opting to spend Thanksgiving alone. I got your back. youtu.be/bMrq61IwuI0 #comedy #lifehacks #Thanksgiving

youtu.be/yE36G2O7buY Dixie’s etiquette tips for holiday parties.

Here's my chat w/FAM 2 the show,Dixie Longate who'll B hitting #Madison 1 last time at Overture Center for the Arts - We talk event, what's next & more. #greenarrowradio #Dixiestupperwareparty greenarrowradio.com/dixiesfinalpar…