It's ok, if we see your tall man with the big gyat we'll let you know- a 6th grade girl talking to a 7th grade girl

Two of my 8th graders got into an argument over whether Pope Boniface VIII had "Aura".

Me: And then she became a nun 3rd grade girl: A nun! Like from Paddington in Peru? Me: Ye,. nuns also exist in real life

"Mount Calvary is the academy of love." – St. Francis de Sales

Me taking to a 3rd grade boy: Don't take your shoes off, no one wants to see that! Another 3rd grade boy: I want to see it

2nd grade girl: "Body and the Beast"

"My brothers blood type is Heinz ketchup"- a 4th grade boy

The rest of the world: “You can’t ‘win’ the papacy, it’s not a competition” Americans:

Leo XIV should go on the Joe Rogan show

Me: You can't have any, your not an adult 5th grade girl: Yes I am! you just need to flip the numbers in my age. Me: How old are you? 5th grade girl: 11

One of my 6th grade girls was complaining about how everybody else in her family is addicted to their phones. Her not having a phone means that her house is like a cemetery. Full of people but no one to talk to.

Me: Ya I'm a fan of Bishop Lafevere. Some guy: do you mean Lefebvre of the SSPX? Me: No

The most... I've been North: Letterkenny 🇮🇪 East: Muscat 🇴🇲 West: Devil's Tower 🇺🇲 South: Tlaquepaque🇲🇽

Catholics Do Not Have Enough Priests To Hear Confession. A break down of the state of the Church in America.

“Anxiety is a temptation in itself and also the source from and by which other temptations come. Therefore, above all else, calm and compose your mind. Gently and quietly pursue your aim.” — St. Francis de Sales

When you are alone in your room, take your crucifix, kiss its five wounds reverently, tell it to preach you a little sermon, and then listen to the words of eternal life that it speaks to your heart. - St. Paul of the Cross CP

Clean Sweep!!!!!!!!!

"Anxiety is the greatest evil that can befall a soul, except sin. God commands you to pray, but He forbids you to worry." - St. Francis de Sales

“Every one of us needs half an hour of prayer a day, except when we are busy, then we need an hour.” — St. Francis de Sales