congrats on the spontaneous Corvette in your driveway.

Soooo....it's not a crisis?

I could pave a driveway. Not with magic of course - hard labor. Yeah, we can definitely make a day of it.

Look is it a crisis or not?

If it IS a crisis, a vehicle WILL be involved.

...you uh. you want a boat?

Living in San Francisco has taught me that there are a lot of rich men who buy boats they don't need and expect women like Yuriko to follow along with them. So now I just have a Rolodex of boat keys from creepy, dead men.

Whatever I don't scavenge for parts for, I throw the ones I like in the Wildways and sail along like a sexy Charon, guiding the soul of my darling major domo to whatever the hell she has to do. HAH!

I still have plenty of naval transportation to spare.

I could. Per one condition. You have to give your service to Mojoworld for something fun!

Oh for the love of god -- IM COMMISSIONING YOUR TASTES IN MUSIC FOR A PLAYLIST I AM FEEDING INTO MOJOWORLD FM.

Mojo hasn't had the reins on this place in MONTHS. it's all me, baby! Look at this face.

I'll gladly swing with you, hot stuff.

Hah! I wish, she's a legend and I'm but a lowly pauper in the mystic totem pole.

I don't know if I'm more excited at the encouragement of killing other witches and wizards, or the fact that you have favorites.

Two arms perform the delicate, intimate act of soldiering. "Something that involves power generation. Want more answers? Then kiss me."

Spiral and the Reaver House are moving to Seattle, baby!

Well we are absolutely not becoming Mariners fans. I refuse.

If you tolerate my fancies so much why don't YOU find something that you like that I can annoyingly tolerate, lovely?

Oh my godddd, you're eating up all of my sleazy poetic wax. Don't make me drag you into gardening, hot stuff.