the first and last lines on the great divide

Gay.

the elves in rivendell:

It’s all cardinals and mourning doves (which are my favorites) and robins and house sparrows. Every now and then I get a black capped chickadee in my backyard and I’ll sit there and whistle at it back and forth until it flies away

Someone turn my light off and take my pants off for me and then tuck me in and plug my phone in and kiss my forehead and tell me to have a good nap

Lmao so all of them bc reciprocation tends to make me panic lmao

I just want my tig ol biddies to be bindable :(

J’biden core

Idc if you personally think Ohio isn’t Midwest the us census said you’re fucking WRONG

Save me room temperature Sam’s Club pizza save me

If you’re fatphobic specifically to me that’s wild cuz bitch I’ll fucking sit on your dumbass

My little brother just went to his second prom with a big ass friend group AND a girlfriend and he looks so good and I’m gonna cry bc we weren’t sure he was ever going to have a group of friends and there was SIX people other than him in that limo oh god I’m gonna cry

No Evil Rat gives it to me once a week

YOU PEOPLE KEEP MAKING ME WANT TO THROW UP