+5 Stamina when you have a headband buzz cut combo. Ben Weber is nails

Xavier killer Luders gone = Xavier series win #ThankGod

Hey Xavier Baseball Managers can you let me know if Charles Schwab Field put a plaque where Matt McCormick’s HR landed a couple of years ago? You’ll have to go outside the stadium to the street

I’m so horny for Prasco pretzel bites

Billy Ball on ESPN+ instead of Flo Sports. Thank the fucking lord

Weather has me wanting to play some Norwood with Love Me Not by Ravyn Lenae and Rex Orange County blasting through the speakers. Am I right?? @Brad_Goldsy

Deciding between Mark Gaertner or Max Meyer for the Xavier head coaching position in my dynasty

Few transfusions in has Bagwell wanting to text his summer flings. Good idea?

Post Sex Nachos

handle business Chicago Bears 🤜🤛

Let’s play a game Earl. Every time Billy says “so what” or goes crazy in the dugout during a game, we take a drink of the Muskie Lager

Popcorn with old bay and Parmesean #good

MisterWives good

If I’m Billy O’Conner I’m recruiting any kid who has “House” in their last name

Me at Monk’s