If anybody sees Cole please let him know I'm sorry. I'm starting to get a little worried..

A lady from the Church of Scientology just offered me a free personality test. Should I take it?

Ima be honest last night I caught Cole texting another car!!

Dear Joe Budden The JBP I would like a chance to join the podcast to address some of the nasty comments you have made over this past week!! VROOM VROOM!!

Never listening to Pump It Up ever again!!

Not a word from Cole and I'm beefing with Joe Budden. If this isn't rock bottom idk what is.

Mr Joe Budden it has been 24 hours since my initial offer to join the podcast but you haven't responded. I actually think your an incredible rapper. With that being said check the scoreboard. J Cole's Honda Civic: 1 Bald Asshole: 0

If I get beat up or roasted by Mr Joe Budden I'll need everybody that gassed me up to pay for therapy.

When they don't put a straw in the bag.

I'm spiraling out of control guys. It's been 3 days since I've seen Cole and idk what to do. Anyway tonight I will make history as the first Honda Civic to eat mushrooms. VROOM VROOM!!

Punk Bitch.

Dear Mr Joe Budden, I apologize for my recent outbursts. Cole taught me that it's never too late to say sorry. I said some things I regret and I'm sure you feel the same way. Also I may or may not be unemployed so if yall need a company car hit my line.

VROOM VROOM!!

Old Civic with some new tricks atta baby!! VROOM VROOM!!

Pretend I deleted this later.

RIP Ace Ventura.