Yall ever gotta piss so bad you start tweaking?

13 hours is impressive for a single celled organism. You're due for a division soon though.

Dick fountain. Too easy.

Yo Dbandzz🍦 hop off me bro, this obsession is unhealthy.

Sunlight makes me sneeze.

Bro Dbandzz🍦 just say you want me.

Why can't wearing headphones backwards play audio backwards. 💔

I wish there was an option on the YouTube pop up to be a member of a channel that said "I'm sorry I can't".

No one hears a purr, they say. Has the chicken gone? Are you feelin numb? Not a crumb, they say. But a hungry crowd isn't backing down.

Something something idk.

Clanker...

And he still gets support btw.

Worse than prison food is what that is.

"We have an update on your report" and then it's this shit.

I got an engagement bait ad. Crazy.

I LOVE EMPTY REPORT UPDATES!!!