A game worn pacers jersey probably smells like the fucking floor cleaner they be using on NBA courts holy fuck #KnicksPacers

I'm tryna see Pleakley do 69 to Jumba

nothing to smile about in my life #NewYorkForever

This is why people will dance in the streets when it’s your time, fuckface.

Finally out of Twitter jail!! I got put in that shit for 7 days bc I pointed out some loser was an MLP fan 💔

French 9/11

Knicks better win tonight or I'll throw microwaved honey buns at the homeless people in my neighborhood

dollar store drone with enough explosives to kill 100 elephants right to the dome

This and some penile protrusions

Dell admitting their computers suck

I'm going to bed now. If I wake up in a world where the knicks lost then those homeless people better get ready to be hit with hot honeybuns at Mach speed

Yeah dude the next election is gonna be so bad bc wym this is AI generated

How the beetle in my foreskin looks at me before I crush him to death for lubrication

I just saw a woman shoot her boyfriend at Chilli's for gifting her a fake Labubu 💔

Walking into work knowing I'm gonna clog the Japanese toilets and have it spray my butt

I think I hav covid

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Coworker just called me out for flipping my hand around while jerking off to make it feel different

I be lowballing people on eBay for fun