14 years ago today my selfless brother donated his kidney to save the life of a friend! Still so very proud of you Andy! #ThisIsMyCrew

Dodger Stadium 2025

Everyone I've talked to about it say the #Brewers alumni home run derby Friday was one of the club's best events ever. So, to all those involved, take a bow.

MILWAUKEE!!!!!

Los Angeles, CA 2025 🎡

Seattle 2025 🔱

HR Derby 2025 🏆

Every week when I’m at Taco Bell… I still try and order the Beefy Fritos Burrito 😔

BREAKING: Tigers send veteran RHP Billy Chapel to the Yankees for rookie pitcher Steve Nebraska and aging 1B Jack Elliot pending physical. To make room Hamilton Porter was DFA’d per source. #TradeDeadline

HAPPENING NOW: Twins send rookie 2nd basemen Mickey Scales, a box of curveballs, and 2 left-handed fungos to the Cubs… in exchange for veteran pitching coach Phil Brickma and RHP Henry Rowengartner (currently on IL) #TradeDeadline

REPORTS: White Sox acquire C Jack Parkman from Cleveland for OF Isuro “Kamikaze” Tanaka. Also catcher Rube Baker recalled from AAA #tradedeadline

JUST IN: Cleveland is sending veteran starting pitcher Eddie Harris and a 6 lb vat of Crisco to New York… for ultimate utility man Playerto B. Named and cash. #tradedeadline

DEVELOPING: Knights OF Roy Hobbs is staying in NY after reports he had a firm No Trade Clause put in contract shortly after taking over for Bump Bailey… who landed on the IL after crashing into the outfield wall and dying. #tradedeadline

ON THE MOVE: Cubs finalizing deal to send aging RHP Chet Steadman and cash to the Rockford Peaches for star infield prospect Marla Hooch… what a hitter! #tradedeadline

SOURCES: Newly acquired journeyman and switch-hitting catcher Crash Davis will be in lineup tonight batting 4th club announces. To make room on roster SP Nuke LaLoosh placed on 60-day IL with eyelid irritation. #tradedeadline

STUNNING DEVELOPMENT: Dodgers trade pinch runner Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez to New York for Yankees assistant to the traveling secretary and hitting guru George Costanza… sources telling ESPN8 the ocho. #tradedeadline

INCOMING: Sources saying last minute deal is underway that could send future Hall of Fame slugger Stan Ross out west for centerfield prospect Kelly Leak, and also flaky flame throwing left-handed pitcher Ryan Dunne. #tradedeadline

UPDATE: RHP Morris Buttermaker and former American League Triple Crown winner Clu Haywood are both heading to Chicago for inebriated slugger Jimmy Dugan and Triple-A pitching prospect Kenny DeNunez. #tradedeadline

TRADE ALERT: Alright Alright Alright. Elite Angels outfielder Ben Williams is going to Detroit in exchange for Tigers veteran catcher Gus Sinski and a young Pablo Sanchez who is often considered to be the best all-around player in MLB. #tradedeadline