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DilloTex

@dillotex

Avid practitioner of the Tao of the Nap and occasional crotch-sniffer, here for the giggles and the occasional bacon scraps. 🚫DMs🚫 #SaysWho #MAGA #1A #2A

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Eric Spencer (@justeric) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Parents in the '80s: Let's just give our 8-year-old a key so he can let himself in after school. Parents in 2025: My 18-year-old cannot possibly manage the responsibility of having keys.

Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I got locked out of my dorm room after I took a shower and I had to walk across campus in a towel to the housing office to get a spare and I was suddenly cured of my forgetfulness.

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Scott Adams: Obama's Russia Hoax & 'Fine People' Lie Ruined My Life and Divided America! Scott Adams: "Let me say that again. Those two hoaxes, Russia, Russia, Russia and the fine people hoax ruined my life because those are the hoaxes that allowed my entire social group to

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unpopular opinion: blood is not thicker than water and we’ve been conditioned to put up with toxic relationships just because someone is family ..

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It’s really weird how USAID funding ended and suddenly all these Democrat programs are going on hiatus or being canceled. Probably just a coincidence. Said NO intelligent person EVER