Alberto Pupo Stephen King

'Hey, which way to Bethlehem?'

IS THIS TRUE?

Things that a lot of autistic people are tired of hearing. - a thread.

Yeah. Never say this.

Mastodon Mastodon Mastodon Mastodon. Mastodon.

I adore progress. Look at how far we've come. Back in Shakespeare's day YouTube was called ThouTube.

Why are my notifications full of tweets from the second stupidest human on the face of the Earth?

Apparently the average corvid has greater cognitive abilities than the richest man alive. Who knew?

I knew.

I really want to say permanently 'Fuck this place.' BUT I adore some of you. My question:

Is there any point to Twitter now? I could use some different viewpoints.

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office -- I will find you. You have my Word.

I mean, in my lifetime, this is what 'conservative' has meant. Oh, an misogynist, homophobic, transphobic.. .

The Clown of Cthulhu (I screenshot it and don't know the artist)

In the first draft, Dorothy had no Ruby Slippers. That roll was fulfilled by a fourth comedic sidekick, the Slippery Rube, a bumpkin with a whole-body yeast infection who only craved from the Wizard a can of antifungal powder to alleviate his itching.

Maybe this reporter is just bad at telling truth, bad at caring about real issues, and bad at not being a Nazi-enabling ableist.

Laura Palmer