Money can’t buy love, but it can certainly buy a Blink 182 ticket that your billionaire son will will go see while you are waiting to run out of air and die.

I may be broke as fuck, but I am rich in air!

Did the ocean just order 5 Guys? Well, they forgot the side of air.

And now a Russian coup led by one of Putin’s closest allies… dafuq?

Imagine paying $250k for a coffin that disintegrated! More money than sense!

Exploitation is how you become a billionaire. Exploitation is how you stay a billionaire. So no, I don’t give a fuck about the billionaires who were pulverized. They can eat a dick! Oh wait, they can’t even do that now!

If the government is supposed to be made up of PUBLIC SERVANTS serving its PRIVATE CITIZENS, then how do they know everything about us and we know nothing of what they are doing? Seems like government isn’t for the people.

It’s funny how the rich are all about capitalism until catastrophic failure, at which point a social safety net picks up their bad decisions! (ie… you & I, the tax payers!)

Quit asking why my purse is so big! How else do you carry around your emotional baggage?

Another billionaire toast!?! Dafuq? Now I’m starting to believe there is someone working for us on the inside.

This bitch loves being a mother, but she also loves supporting men that fetishize their daughters. She says it’s ‘normal!’ Fucking Republican woman are the worst!

Vote accordingly. Please and thank you.

If you are against a literal child being able to have an abortion, well then I guess that just proves you are all about SUPPORTING PEDOPHILES!

If you’re still a Republican after meals on wheels (food for the elderly) and veteran care HAS BEEN CUT, then you’re just a giant piece of shit! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

The Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act 1986! Still on the books and Federal TRUMPS State! FUCK YOU, republicans!

Republicans #1 priority for 2024… Banning Universal Free School Meals. Republicans are nothing but cucks and cowards!

All men believe they are good men. All women know better.

White conservative Christian’s would rethink abortion real quick if all their daughters were coming home pregnant with non white children.

We all know Lauren Boebert is getting her divorce in now before her party makes no fault divorces illegal. Prove me wrong!

This is not the flex she thinks it is. Fucking dumbass! 😂😂😂😂