Do something with your life before you die.

Nobody's all bad. Nobody's all good.

Ayúdame, American fighter jets! For without you, we shall not win.

The Detroit River's not a good place to scuba

Never fear, the weekend is here, you can dive into your drink.

Don't make excuses - good times can always be found.

Happy Thanksgiving, baby!

Daren't forget the gravy.

Give all your money to Adam Levine.

Teenage alcoholics can be oh so entertaining when they drive.

You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God.

Don't waste your time examining the mind of a stripper.

Today's middle class is just so bourgeoisie.

When you go and shoot the messenger, it’s like you're sending your own message to the person who sent the original message.

You better call that bluff before it goes ahead and calls you.

Listen to what the cat man sings.

You're never gonna get anywhere, because you're standing still.

When bad girls start wrestling, everybody wants to be the next referee.

Abbreviations make everything shorter.