Enjoying a bath, hot coffee, and smoke since I have a little downtime today. Wanna chat while I’m having my soak? $10 to cash.app/$dwpodhost and I’m all yours 😽

Woopsie daisy, I dropped my washcloth. You’ll be a doll and grab if me, won’t you?

Need to do more mouth soaping scenes, this was so much fun

Ever wanted to get off with my few days worn/cummed in/worn again socks stuffed in your sick and greedy little mouth? I may be able to help you out with that. DM for price and shipping details.

The OCP crew took the morning off to check out a new pinball place near us, and we all found machines specific to each of our fetishes 😹

Always help your partner name their themed nude photo sets with total seriousness and professionalism 🤓

One of the things that sucked about our last place was the garage had mice, a detail we didn’t know till way too late. A year later and I’m to some of the boxes to see the damage, and apparently mice are really into James Bond. They ate my entire (the complete) collection!

Gwen: I AM AN ACTOR Me: 🤨 Gwen: I’m on hiatus

I’ll give you 3 guesses as to what I’m up to at the moment. Sitting in the… open.spotify.com/track/2DBlfjL5…

Need a text message that expresses when you want to show someone with food sensory issues and anxiety about “letting you down” a new type of food, and want to reassure them AND hype it up? I happened to craft the perfect template:

“Now hit deposit all” is the most findom thing Gwen has ever said to me, however it was while I was trying to send them bells in Animal Crossing, so I’m not sure it counts 😹

Gwen is in a mood today, and let’s just say, it’s a mood 😹

Auto correct just changed RSVP to taco in a fetlife message and I didn’t catch it before I hit send, so I literally just signed off a message saying “sorry I didn’t see taco sooner” 😭

Hey Kate Sloan (she/her) remember that time I made tea with your dirty socks? Maybe next time I want a burger you can send me some sock onions to garnish it with😹

Finishing unpacking my movies and finally found HARVEY! We have been apart for far far far far far too long.

Now THERE’S something to live for 😻

Just walked in on Gwen Graham doing push ups to X Gon' Give It To Ya like they were in a training montage and I’m absolutely delighted that I’ll have that image burned in my mind forever now

Yeah, fuck the new woke agend…uhhh 😹😹😹