I think they are doing "Curtains For Zoosha?" posts on purpose now just to make people in their 30's feel bad

At this point whatever is keeping people from jumping through their windows or wading into the winter sea is fine with me

How it feels as a white teenager when someone hands you the blunt for the first time

Cool ass alien design on Star Trek New Worlds this week

There are only two comments you can make about a coworkers body at work that are appropriate: 1. Did you get your hair cut? It looks great 2. Nice tan! were you just on the beach!? Everything else is out of bounds

It is extremely funny that dreams can be deeply impactful psychedelic experiences and the second you describe them to someone else they become the most boring stupid story ever told