I’m going to put mistletoe in my belt buckle and hope that Stefan gets the message.

You said my name. I appear.

I’ve tried being a father to you. You don’t let me.

You pissed me off

My biggest irk with Elijah is how he calls me Knee-Klaus instead of Niklaus.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years (since 2 Apr 2012). What's your #TwiAge? TwiAge.com

Twitter gonna be removing inactive accounts so I’m tweeting this just to keep this one.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 2 Apr 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Been a long time, lovelies.

Do you ever think back to people you used as FCs for OCs and are like wtf was I doing, lmao.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 2 Apr 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

|| YOOOOOOO IM GETTING MARRIED IRL IN TWO DAYS WHAT THE FUCCCKKK

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 2 Apr 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 2 Apr 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Holy shit. I'm old.

Anyone played BG3?

Tryna watch the new Saltburn film but all I can think about is @BumptiousPlayer whenever the FC appears hahahaha

Anyone in the TVD RP community 10 years ago remember the Damon/Katherine pair who dated IRL and she flew from Mexico to see him in UK and she'd been lying about her age the entire time and was actually like 18 and he was 38? TL drama for WEEKS lmao