Derrick  Holden (@dholden09) 's Twitter Profile
Derrick Holden

@dholden09

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calendar_today25-10-2009 22:15:49

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Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For the first time since 2006, the Sacramento Kings are officially back in the Western Conference playoffs. Monte McNair drafted Tyrese Haliburton and Keegan Murray, traded for Domantas Sabonis and Kevin Huerter and hired Mike Brown.

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ESPN Sources: After leading one of the league’s most dramatic recent turnarounds, Sacramento Kings coach Mike Brown has been voted the National Basketball Coaches Association’s Coach of the Year: es.pn/3UDgi2H

Kevin John (@heykevinjohn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sound on 🔉. This clip is from April 30, 1996. The Sacramento Kings took the floor for their first home playoff game, after a 10 year drought. Arco Arena was deafening on this night. Imagine how loud Golden 1 Center will be tomorrow. ABC10 #SacramentoProud

James Ham (@james_hamnba) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A star is born. Keegan Murray has been stacking solid games, but this was something new. The second-year forward dropped a cool 47 on the Jazz, leading the Kings to a 125-104 win, despite the absence of De'Aaron Fox. Here are six quick thoughts:

Shams Charania (@shamscharania) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lakers finish to season has left coach Darvin Ham’s future in serious peril, as some stakeholders indicate he is highly unlikely to return, sources say. What went wrong for L.A. and inside LeBron James’ future at The Athletic with Sam Amick, Jovan Buha: theathletic.com/5453498/2024/0…

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$25k for first-time home buyers is a kind idea but an odd proposal practically; it will have zero impact in the majority of geos. 25k is only material with a home that’s 150-200k, where $25k = ~15%+ of the home value. A much better plan is to incentivize the building of new

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I want to thank Reid Hoffman and Robert F. Kennedy Jr for coming on The All-In Podcast this week. Reid deserves credit for walking into the lion's den after we dueled on X. We discussed political differences in a civil way, which is hard to do these days, and in keeping with the spirit of

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David Sacks is the very best of America - a successful entrepreneur, a principled free speech absolutist and a brilliant technologist. He will make sure the US stays at the forefront of AI and Crypto - two of the most consequential technological movements in history. Make

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BREAKING: Anderson Cooper declined to comment on this look-alike situation. Launching the evening of October 1st 2025 CNN brace yourselves. #NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP

BREAKING: <a href="/andersoncooper/">Anderson Cooper</a> declined to comment on this look-alike situation.
Launching the evening of October 1st 2025
<a href="/cnn/">CNN</a> brace yourselves.

#NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP
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Sources confirm… something ridiculous is dropping tomorrow at 6pm PST. #NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP

Sources confirm… something ridiculous is dropping tomorrow at 6pm PST.

#NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP
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Think news… if the news had ADHD and only lasted 25 seconds. Not Anderson Cooper tonight at 6pm PST 🍿 #NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP

Think news… if the news had ADHD and only lasted 25 seconds. Not Anderson Cooper tonight at 6pm PST 🍿

#NotAndersonCooper #Parody #Satire #ComedyReels #FunnyNews #SpoofNews #ComedyTok #ForYou #FYP
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Coffee: America’s Antidepressant Approved by Doctors Forget Prozac. Coffee is FDA-approved happiness. ☕ #comedy #satire #parody #funny #sketchcomedy #NotAndersonCooper #coffee #mentalhealth #mondaymood

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Breaking: Disney Land Now Pricier Than Rent Disney tickets cost more than a small mortgage. 🏰💸 #comedy #satire #parody #funny #sketchcomedy #NotAndersonCooper #Disney #themeparks #tooexpensive

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LeBron retired… straight into a Hennessy ad 💀 America’s morale? On the rocks. 🥃 #NotAndersonCooper #LeBronJames #BreakingNews #Satire #SportsNews #MediaMeltdown #LeBronRetirement #FakeNewsRealFeelings #hennesy

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When NFL Hall of Fame legend Andre Reed realized I’m not Anderson Cooper 😂🏈 #NotAndersonCooper #Comedy #AndreReed #BillsMafia #FunnyShorts

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BREAKING: Taylor Swift spotted outside Congress with a glitter budget plan and 12 backup dancers. 💃📊🇺🇸 #TaylorNomics #SwiftShutdown #NotAndersoncooper #SatireNews #SwiftStimulus #taylorswift Taylor Swift Anderson Cooper 360° Anderson Cooper CNN CNN Breaking News

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Today’s top story: delusion remains undefeated. 🎙️ #DadBodIndex #comedy #satire #parody #funny #sketchcomedy #NotAndersonCooper #dadbod #menshealth #selfgrowth Anderson Cooper 360° Anderson Cooper CNN CNN Breaking News

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Cleobug101 Hey there, my name is Not Anderson Cooper, much more active here: instagram.com/dman8004?igsh=… and tiktok.com/@dman9876?_r=1…

<a href="/cleobug101/">Cleobug101</a> Hey there, my name is Not Anderson Cooper, much more active here: instagram.com/dman8004?igsh=… and tiktok.com/@dman9876?_r=1…