// I miss how this account was in its hay day 😭

Guys go into notification settings and turn off quality filter otherwise you won’t get all your notifications

Happy Valentine’s Day to my one and only 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶. I love you to the end of the universe and back. Unconditionally.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck She hoped she’d forget it this year but fucking no the SECOND it turns the 7th.

Happy twelve years of being staked

Where’s 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶, she’s wondering if she wants stake for dinner…

She’s prepared for divorce with that joke

Well…

// Can you believe I wrote that whole Aurora chapter in a day 😭

Happy Birthday to me, I am still hot as fuck.

No wife on my birthday? Shameful of you Jennifer. (Ps I love you very much)

I MISS MY WIFE

What the fuck is all this?!

Happy Birthday to me?!! I didn’t forget, I swear

// 𝘑𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶 is the most patient RP partner letting me randomly reply to SLs nearly two years later 😭💜

It’s Christmas which means I can convince my wife to wear the sexy Santa outfit we have in the back of the closet

They’ve been married for nearly four years what the fuck

I wish we had a baby.

God I’m old as fuck