|| — You’re so sweet. I adore you. Xo.

Alcohol is needed.

|| Just going all heart eyed over the SL of Devine and Honor. Don't mind meeeee...

It’s painfully quiet around here. .

While I’ll all of you guys are busy posting this “New Year, new me.” shit, I’ll be over here drinking, staying exactly the same because come on. . Why would I change? I’m fabulous.

Whips around on a single, stiletto heel, eyes narrowing momentarily at the eldest Salvatore before a smirk tugs upon her crimson stained lips. “You just can’t stay away, can you?”

His smirk causes her own to widen before mocha hues roll skyward in a playful manner that she knows won’t go unnoticed. “What can I say? I enjoy torment. . Even if it’s my own.” She says with a nonchalant shrug, despite the weight of the words that she had just spoken.

Rebekah is making out with Elena? [scoffs.] She could do better. . And by “better”, I obviously mean /me/.

— “Everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink. How your hands felt in my hair. If we were high on amphetamines. .” #NYE

If anyone needs her, she’ll most likely be drinking Damon’s bourbon or curled up in Elijah Mikaelson’s bed. Do not disturb.

|| — I wholeheartedly agree.

The seas are wide, the oceans are deep & demons lurk in the waters that separate us. . But nothing compares to the monster I will become if the world does not give you back to me.

The Queen has returned, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞. ( & ) 𝓭𝓢.. .

Ouch. . Why? Three reasons. . You, you and you. I came back for /you/, Stefan.

Believe what you want. But I came back for you, so we could be together. Just like I promised you I would. Elena is irreverent. I’ll only torment and torture her if she stands in the way of me getting what I want. . I’ve made my choice. It’s you. It’s always been you, Stefan.

I’m bored. . Come play with me, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞..

[cue the eye roll.] Remind me not to defend you next time someone says you’re the boring brother.

No. You won’t entertain me. That’s what makes you the boring one.

Ouch. Why would I spend time with Damon when I can spend time with you, instead?

|| — Catch me bringing this account back because I somehow got locked out of - Katherine - |parody|.