Shot boi, feeling fresh on Friday ... David Willoughby

when ever i get snapchats from Devon Pateman & Brad Pateman i am genuinely petrified to open them in a public area. #learntmylesson #why #boom

My penis stopped breathing! Quick, perform CPR!

If you get drunk and don't regret anything the next day, then something is wrong with the way you drink.

I bet the guy who made the dildo also heard, "If you build it, they will cum."

“Steve Stifler: wedding vows: well you're not beyonce, but you're ok i guess” pffff haha

#5 days no smoking...! :D

I miss my silly little clown family too much 😞😢😫😒 Vincent Ehlers , Brad Pateman , Selma Kriek , Monica & Devon Pateman 😁😘❤️ #LoveYouCreeps Xx

People automatically turn slow motion when driving in the rain... Come now 😂

I've just scored 0 points in #HappyWings. Download it from the App Store and try to beat me! bit.ly/1nkjxqD

goals in life

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.