I saw flash on an escalator today. He wasn't very speedy. #notsoflashynow #DC #GISHWHES #shopping #wtf #slow #turtle #supermanisfaster

Last night there were cavemen dining at a restaurant #stjohns #noutensils #gishwhes #kaleisconfusing #goodfood

I woke up this morning to find a Wooster in place of a tree! #WhatsNext #DoYouWantToBuildAWooster #GISHWHES2014 #Topiary #FunWithScissors

Off to SF, to see what's up. Maybe I'll bump into a rock climber or get some free hugs. Free Elopus grops to anyone who finds me! #GISHWHES

Spotted flash, superwoman and captain America at bingo #bingo #wtf #GISHWHES #peoplesreweird

@Bratzmama @SPNcrossroad BUT THE CAMMANDMENTS! Well, at least it was broken at the end, and its true--hard to resist.

@LittleFishAbyss that's fantastic!!

hey spread the word any Orlando's looking for a follow I will gladly do it :P

Am currently sunburned, dusty, and have my hair teased up with a black eye and a busted lip. Am I doing this right? #GISHWHES

I love Friday. Wait it's still Thursday. Pretend I said that in 34 minutes. #Orlandopocalypse#brolandosunite

I saw Flash riding an escalator today. He couldn't get around the people in front of him & had to wait…he was totally losing it! #GISHWHES

Have you ever searched "do a barrel roll" on Google? Have you ever done a real barrel roll? I have. #GISHWHES #challengesnotchallenging #yo

Y'all know I'M the true Orlando Jones, right?! This is getting didic. Misha Collins, I get it, I'll never do that to your toothbrush again.

LA is a strange strange place. I just saw an enormous blue bird building a nest in an upscale neighborhood. #GISHWHES Raised fr Perdition

No for real though, it was the biggest bird I've ever seen! I guess you could say this town is really going to the birds! #Illbehereallweek

Crunchtime! #followme #followback #obvinotabovebegging #desperate #wtf #bread #idghp #nsfw #stfu #lmfao #tbt #throwbackthursday #amIdoingit

Good morning world! How exciting to wake up and see that I am only 22 followers away from the magic number! Indeed a #Orlandopocalypse!!!

Things in my trunk: 1 grappling hook, climbing gear, 2 pilgrim clothes, 2 flower garlands, 1 1903 women's outfit. Must be #GISHWHES time!

Thank you, #Orlandopocalypse for making this real life Orlando Jones' day! Its better than being verified lol. #brolandosunite #GISHWHES