being strict is so fun… i said don’t do that

Living with your parents is free but you pay with your mental health

ace immediately busted out laughing when the public picked iris and jeremiah 😭😭😭 plsss #LoveIslandUSA

Huda saying “escape goat” instead of scapegoat #LoveIslandUSA

i like my man inside i will go outside for us

the worst part of love island is not being able to go on social media till you finish the episode lmao

imagine trying to eat your fucking grilled cheese in peace and here comes Sadness from Inside Out for the 100th time.. ENOUGH.

talking to me after you just yelled at me

When the birthday person chooses the flavor I hate for their bday cake

Only thing a light-skinned nigga can do for me is to tap the dark-skinned nigga beside him.

This how I look at the Chipotle workers while they make my bowl

His momma named him Twitter, Ima call him Twitter.

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to a Couple Dollars.

eggs be good until you start thinking too much

I want Beyoncé’s next tour to be R&B. Enough of the theatrics. Give me early 2000’s Bey.

Matt McGhee Burning Blue in hell is crazy LMAOOO

yall knew 2k was coming out yall should’ve been nice to yall gfs

You must be talking bout Nev and em