Ok Twitter, what say you?? Unicorn finally contacted us a day later and said her mom had a stroke. I have my thoughts. What’s yours? (She went a full 30 hours without contact after chatting 2 weeks).

Paint me like one of your French girls…..

Sea Mountain again too for the 3rd day in a row. Cum see me. #vegas

Hello Circa pool!

Went to a strip club last night and had two girls private dance for me and the cameraman. I’m a smitten kitten!! They had my tits out the whole time!

Come have some bourbon with me. The bar is open.

Couple: we won’t ghost you, promise. Gets ghosted. Seriously people. Over it.

My cameraman is 55. He’s amazing. He deserves all the praise. Provider, partner, amazing father, amazing lover. Deserves all the accolades plus. Tried to hook him up all week. I failed. Feel horrible. He gives and gives. Bummer.

Back in Vegas in 3 short weeks. How about you?? Eagles concert is on the agenda!

New golf skirt.

Drinks with Jane need to make a comeback????

Sundays, amirite?

Every fuckin week.

Just looked at our visa bill from Vegas. Boy we had fun!!! $500 in drinks at the strip club!! Who boy , that was a blast…..(dress I wore there)

Toy time

It’s Thursday, ladies! Let me see that thong!

PSA: truth!

Worse ways to spend a Thursday.

Howdy.

Live!! (Gotta contain the lips).