Mood

going into an airplane bathroom to take your clothes off for a pic is a new level of thirst

like y’all have to be a hoe at 35,000 ft also?

2020 dating strategy is to respond with a pic of my loan statements when I get a nude

Help

We get it, you do cheer -me to any gay under 5’7

It’s 2020, please don’t go by Liz or Lizzy thanks.

if you’re not using venmo history to keep tabs on bitches in 2020 then level up sis

Did Demarchelier confirm?

you should stop focusing on your boyfriend and start focusing on being less of a bitch

me before, during, and after covid

Silicone. Saline. Poison. Inject me baby.

Excuse you and your 2007 fake Chanel quilted bag

Oh you’re gay and posted a video tumbling? Groundbreaking.

For the last time NO I am not watching the game. I don’t even know what game you’re talking about! I’m gay!

SOME GIRL NAMED LADY GAGA 💀💀 Kelly Cutrone Lady Gaga

blocking you, blesses me 💫

Why is it always the guys who claim to be romantic who are the most toxic? Taking 2 days to reply to my text isn’t romantic babes

I don’t know who needs to hear this (apparently fucking everyone) but if you invite me to hang, don’t invite other people without discussing