Hey Laurent D. Tardif, are you now board certified/licensed to practice medicine?

Sometimes, the only place 2 park Tendy’s #NorthPark, is next door Sonic Drive-In. It’s ok tho, they weren’t nearly as busy

Hey Elizabeth Warren, it seems President Donald J. Trump REALLY thinks ur DNA profile matters 2 us, we believe his tax returns matter more, why not tell him 2 keep his $1M & release his tax returns publicly in trade 4 ur DNA profile? I’m betting his returns would be more of a story.....

Somewhere n America, a teenaged boy is listening 2 his parents defend Brett Kavanaugh & thinking 2 himself “its ok 2 take what I want, my parents will defend me if it comes out, Meanwhile a teenaged girl is thinking “if something like that ever happens 2 me, I have nowhere 2go.”

Psst, hey Donald J. Trump.... just sayin....

When your old shit is stil makin more money than their new shit..... ICE T

Dear Facebook Mark Zuckerberg suspending me 4 posting a link to a piece by LGBTQ Nation which discusses one of the ways people are being horrible to members of that community & not providing an avenue to appeal 2 an actual person is 1 reason my advertising dollars are spent with Google

We marched because we’re getting killed. Y’all are rioting because you didn’t get your way. We are NOT the same.

Hey Donald J. Trump, phones ringing, it's Sadiq Khan for you.....

Pssst.... Sick Sad World....

Hey The Ellen Show, you could have just shot me a text...

"I like people who are smart enough to avoid hurricanes." guacamoley.com/covfefe/2017/0…

Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken on #Yelp: While in Memphis, TN for the Memphis in May World Championship BBQ Compe… yelp.com/biz/guss-world…

Hey First Lady Melania Trump, we saw ur cry 4 help. Hit my DM & I’ll invite u 2 a group that will welcome, hear and support u in ur time of obvious need...

Hey Delta Dental Plans Association, just spent 80min on hold waiting for “customer service..” solid work guys, solid work...

Trump told both Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal that they reminded him of Ivanka. This guy has an unhealthy obsession with his daughter.

Hey Josh Allen, congrats on the draft, will you use this as an opportunity to speak out against such things?

Hey Tendy’s, what’s this shit all about? theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiousl…