SO DEEP PUT YOUR ASS TO SLEEP

SO DEEP YOUR SISTER IS SCREAMING

He's gotta stay positive.

me: yo pass me the pen friend: you better not animate any Disney Classic animations me:

Just ask William Gilliam. He knows. #MargaritaBoyz

How tasty is that boys banging booty?

I'm not racist. But your girlfriend getting stoned is funny!!!!! Good job white Belt!!!

Wear yellow pants for the bitches. Jackson's had the pipe game since age 3. #monstah

@ChrisWilmoth329 Way to wear shorts on stage. #niceshins

@wkgilliam Nice white hat. I remember my first time dressing myself. #Follow#us.

me: yo pass me the email friend: you better not rig the Democratic National Convention and ask Reddit how to delete the email servers me:

yo dude that's tight

doctor: u hav 10 hours to live me:

me: yo pass me the Zimmerman Telegram friend: you better not try to ally with Mexico ultimately leading to US involvement in WWI me:

me: yo pass me the delorean dr brown: you better not go back in time and alter the events of the future and kill me me:

me: yo pass me the bench friend: you better not tell me all about shrimpin' me:

when it's Monday and there's no new Derelict Podcast

me when there's a new Derelict Podcast

Being yourself can be difficult at times because u feel misunderstood. I think it's better to be misunderstood than to be something u aren't