Beats, Rhymes & Lists "I could turn a posse cut into D-Sisive featuring some other rappers who don't matter." - D-Sisive

Here’s a little song I wrote. You might wanna sing it Note for note. Don’t worry. Be happy.

Boots [by Derek] 9am: Started writing. 10:30am: Finished writing. 3pm: Recorded. Now: She’s a beautiful monster. You likey? ❤️

Had a dream I started a Talent Agency specializing in Celebrity Lookalikes|Impressionists. Woke up stoked on the idea. Even signed my first client. ME!! Please join me on my journey! MichaelRapaport ps. I’m available for birthdays, Home Depot openings, and everything!

BOOTS - the first edition - is now available! Pay what you feel it’s worth to you. Read the thingy I wrote. Listen to it a million times. I hope you love it as much as I do! derekchristoff.bandcamp.com/track/boots-one

Just launched a special visual diary to coincide with my new beautiful monster, BOOTS! I’d love it if you watched it, listened to + bought the song at knoblichgardens.com , and subscribed to my YouTube channel. I love you all. So much! youtu.be/tJ7g0G1lQYw?si…

Happy Friday! Todays Bandcamp Friday, so if you’d like to support me and one of the greatest songs ever made, please hit up KNOBLICHGARDENS.com ! Maybe grab another album of mine, or the whole catalogue for a cheeeap price. derekchristoff.bandcamp.com/track/boots-one

History question. Was the word “boner” invented when Napoleon was alive?

Official Press Release… My new rap name is Queefy D. RIP D-Sisive.

Fat Marshall Mathers producer: Alchemist Type Beat [hijacked] Marshall Mathers | Paul Bunyan Rosenberg | @therealelp | DJ Muggs | ye | Mike Shinoda

I don’t see it. #harrypotter

This has to be the stupidest article ever published. In fact, it’s so dumb, I’m kinda starting to see its brilliance. The writer should be a comedian. hiphopdx.com/news/vince-sta…

Hey Yasiin Bey ! Is winning 3 Grammys, then getting detained for slapping a security guard Hip Hop? I think so! Long live Killer Mike ! A GOD amongst men!

“My country recognizes talent like Ray Charles Drake would be selling real estate without the Wayne call” 🐐’s back! 🎶: Alchemist Type Beat | ROC MARCI | Killer Mike | @therealelp

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Shane Gillis shaved for SNL. And I’m here for every dead whisker. Shane Gillis | Saturday Night Live - SNL

21 Savage has the charisma of a nervous High School Talent Show performer.

On this day in 2022, D-Sisive made his Toronto Mike'd debut. We talked about working with stu stone, Rollin' with Saget, getting sued for Nobody With a Notepad, the opioid addiction that almost killed him, and his comeback torontomike.com/2022/04/d-sisi…

To everyone saying that’s not Rick Ross in 1090 Jake’s video. Try again! You’re welcome. ( Yung Rénzél 👑 | Drizzy )

I heard from a very reliable source that the Tupac verse featured in Drizzy ‘s recent track is AI. Still waiting on confirmation from OVO Sound