Xavi Simons (22) to Tottenham for £51m 🇳🇱⭐️ - - Cheaper than Eze - Younger than Eze - Played at a higher level than Eze - Higher ceiling than Eze - More ambitious than Eze - Better than Eze We fell upwards. Enjoy Eberectile Dysfunction “gooners” 😂😂😂😂

UK Beginners Chase: Oh, it's just you? Well, here you go. Congratulations! Have a walkover. Irish Beginners Chase: You know what? Let's have Kopek Des Bordes vs Brighterdaysahead this weekend. 🤣😭

Gilberto Silva puts it on a plate for Thierry Henry.

Love the bloke, but he literally says this every single year 🤣

This would be season ending in either of the last 3 seasons, but I now can’t wait to see what Hincapie has under the bonnet 😎

These lot just never learn do they? 🤣🤣

Surely not better than Gravenberch? 🥴

Nailed it. Would’ve snapped hands off for those 3 results at the start of last weekend, coupled with City losing to Newcastle. The red card and Saliba injury balance the expectation of winning yesterday, Chelsea the best side we’ve played and they’re still 6 back ❤️🤍

Oh man Arsenal are just so beatable

This is getting out of hand now 😫

Arsenal were 10 points clear a few weeks ago, now it’s down to just 2. Biggest bottle job I’ve ever witnessed 😭😭😭😭

Finally, someone discussing City with a sense of realism and perspective 😌

Yes, it’s hard to believe that City took more points from Leeds at home, Fulham away and Sunderland at home than we did from Chelsea away, Brentford at home and Villa away.

The yearly revisionism of Emery is quite tedious. No one was writing think pieces when they didn’t score a goal for five games now he’s the 2nd coming of Sir Alex. His set up suits an overachieving mid-table side. That’s where its always worked. He was an awful Arsenal manager.

If Glengouly’s winning owners could also donate the £48.50 that the horse owes me for getting chinned in the 2024 Thyestes, that would also be a lovely festive gesture 😊😩🙄

The only two takeaways from last nights game are: 1. We cannot defend a lead in the same way without Gabriel, far less capable of absorbing pressure and defending the box (obvious I suppose!) 2. Over a 5 yr period, Saka has become the world’s top RW with clutch moments a hallmark

Something needs to be done re medical staffs. It can’t be bad luck all the time, some people need to lose their jobs

This boy ❤️

Some of the defending and goalkeeping in this clip 😅🫣🥴