It was delicious.

This is the longest, most in-depth @hardpass4 subtweet I've ever seen.

This is perhaps my best tweet ever. I am going back to sleep. (Gif unrelated. That’s actually clay tweeting)

Tee hee hee you looked it up didn’t you?

I got scared when she stood up NGL.

lol lmfao

Look. I disagreed with SMC about the olive oil. But you take that dirty country crock slander out of your mouth. Country Crock is a gift from a loving God sir. I shall suffer no libel against the Holy Tub.

*ping Why is my neck bleeding so profusely?

K

The entire TL is Desantis v trump and giant labia discussions and I just can’t with this rn

A thread

Literally the last fist fight I got into dude bit the everliving shit out of me and it checked me up for a minute. “BRO DID YOU FUCKING BITE ME?” He was my neighbor and we had just got home from the bar.

I then got beat up and ate Taco Bell that we had co purchased

Lmfao he’s from Parks

I would rather run through hell with gasoline draws on.

New hats just dropped

Test

heheheeheheheheheheh

Apparently