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Laura Delventhal

@DelventhalLaura

(mostly) adult human • she/her

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calendar_today12-02-2019 04:01:38

1,6K Tweets

92 Followers

285 Following

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Can we...just accept that we suck at this?

I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton.

twitter.com/HillaryClinton…

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Kids Count On Us(@KCOU_MN) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today is 'Childcare UNAffordability Day'!
The average MN family of four has already paid 7% of their annual income toward childcare in 2024. 7% is the amount that is considered affordable for the WHOLE year! And we've got 8 months of the year to go!

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Morgan Finkelstein(@morganatucker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My friend Ashley was v brave to give me permission to share her experience, which is one of the most shocking, appalling stories I have ever heard. For those of you suggesting that a 15 week abortion ban is somehow a reasonable or safe compromise, (long 🧵)

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Kids Count On Us(@KCOU_MN) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Parent Laura Delventhal testifying on childcare affordability with her 5 month old (and 5 and 8 year olds).

'We paid over $39,000 per year [for childcare], a far cry from Minnesota’s stated goal of no more than 7% of a family’s income...'

Parent @DelventhalLaura testifying on childcare affordability with her 5 month old (and 5 and 8 year olds). 'We paid over $39,000 per year [for childcare], a far cry from Minnesota’s stated goal of no more than 7% of a family’s income...' #affordablechildcare #mnleg
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Bayan 𓂆(@BayanPalestine) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Israeli forces just invaded western city in a matter of minutes in the middle of the night.
Their machines are spreading in every neighborhood; especially in Alshifa hospital area.
There are non-stop intensive clashes in every street.
All I hear is gunshots and bombings rn.

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Laura Delventhal(@DelventhalLaura) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The kids just asked to borrow a beer for their leprechaun trap they watched Darby O’Gill and the Little People today 🍺😬🤣

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Laura Delventhal(@DelventhalLaura) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My spouse tells me computers invented their own kind of math. Sounds like it doesn’t work. I think they should have stuck to the old math. The floating numbers aren’t cutting it.

*My understanding of my computer programming husband talking about his work day*

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Laura Delventhal(@DelventhalLaura) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You know you’re raising Minnesotans when the 5 year old starts absolutely SOBBING when she hears Puxsawtawny Phil predict an early Spring.

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Laura Delventhal(@DelventhalLaura) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I thought the whole mom telling kids to wash behind their ears was like an old tv meme until I became a mom. Babies carry stink behind those ears.

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Aurin Chowdhury Council Member W12(@aurinmpls) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today is the big day– Election Day is finally here!
I am tremendously appreciative of the big, broad, inclusive coalition we have all built together to make a better Minneapolis for everyone.
If you haven't yet, make sure to go out and vote! Polls close at 8pm.

Today is the big day– Election Day is finally here! I am tremendously appreciative of the big, broad, inclusive coalition we have all built together to make a better Minneapolis for everyone. If you haven't yet, make sure to go out and vote! Polls close at 8pm.
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Laura Delventhal(@DelventhalLaura) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Literally all of my ads on Twitter are now Republican presidential candidates or sex toys… this site is really on an epic decline

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Laura Delventhal(@DelventhalLaura) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I remember my twenties when Halloween was an opportunity to dress…shall we say… *cute* — the latter half of my thirties, my only costume pre-requisite is: does it come as a pajama onesie?

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Taniel(@Taniel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 Ohioans only have until TOMORROW to register to vote in November's election, which include referendums to enshrine abortion rights and legalize marijuana.

Ohio allows people to register online: olvr.ohiosos.gov

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Tom Basgen, Mr. Saint Paul(@TomBasgen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now I don’t mean to tell these boys their business but I want to share a little history and do a little math.

The year is 2021 and Rent Stabilization is on the ballot. It’s supporters will amass a total of $200k. Opponents arrive in late September 2021 with $4 million.

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