We can’t build a community on $6 Hamms.

It’s been two weeks and my ex still hasn’t mailed back my pillow.

I told my mom if she gets caught stealing wantons from the buffet the wonton police are going to get her and send her to wontonamo bay.

As soon as I’m finished tracking this year of a bunch of bullshit will seem completely worth it.

Plot twist. Packer viking game ends in a tie and a surprise maroon 5 concert.

Fuck you mom I hope I shoot my god damn eye out. I’ll roll out of here looking like nick fury up in this bitch I don’t care!

Im like 4 highlifes, 3 Irish whiskeys, 2 egg nogs and a partridge in a pear tree deep right now.

NFC North 2019 Division Leader by week: 1: Packers 2: Packers 3: Packers 4: Packers 5: Packers 6: Packers 7: Packers 8: Packers 9: Packers 10: Packers 11: Packers 12: Packers 13: Packers 14: Packers 15: Packers 16: Packers

Fuck Duluth Minnesota. I had the option to drive through there today and I avoided it like the plague.

Za'Darius Smith led the NFL in Pressures Pressure Rate Sacks Created Amazing sack dances He was the most effective pass rusher in football this season full stop and a great reminder sack totals are overrated.

I had a dream that I got to meet the entire cast of Cheers. It was the happiest I ever saw myself.

Our father who arnt in Lambeau, Lombardi be thy name. The game day comes, it shall be won, in San Fran as it is in Green Bay. Give us these touchdowns and forgive those who score against us. Lead us to the Super Bowl. Amen.

I hope this doesn’t make people in Wisconsin start drinking.

Who wants 30 feet of tour rig in their yard/driveway? No? Me either.

Primary vocal tracking ☑️

Gonna start an only fans but for people with poop fetish’s. It’s gonna be called “only poops”

All of us delivery drivers rn