Retweet ❗️ This is a Swift. sometimes they can end up on the ground. This is where they need YOUR help! Swifts arrive back to the UK from April/May to nest. 🪺 (A THREAD)

People keep saying we should use cattle farmland for crops instead. Right. Let me explain British agriculture. Lowlands with good soil: We grow crops there. Wheat, barley, vegetables. Makes sense. Uplands, hills, mountains, moorland, wet marginal land: Can't grow crops there.

Biggest point of ‘I Swear’ inspired by John Davidson, that goes viral was this scene, for a reason. It's trying to normalize tourettes and explain to people that they can't control it. Forcing a person who has tourettes to apologize for every single thing is hell, shame on you.

SkeTch ⚔️ AUTHOR… and everything else (literally) Gene Parmesan It’s not really “don’t think about it” it’s “hey I’ve heard this word before” and your brain is like “don’t fucking do it mouth” and then your mouth is like “*insert word or phrase*” leaving your brain and everyone like:

How to say you know nothing about tourettes, coprolalia, or John himself, in one tweet.

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive

I’ve just watched “I swear”. To every single one of you entitled liberal, elitist bastards that are bullying John Davidson. I truly hope karma comes calling. I’ve broke my heart watching a young lad who almost killed himself because of an illness that so many were ignorant

He's singing his theme song while running

My cat trying to help me figure out who broke the vase 😂

Marcus Aurelius on complaint: "Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight." Seneca: "A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials." Epictetus: "It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters." The Stoics

The Islamic fundamentalists who hounded a Batley schoolteacher into hiding are now setting education policy. Yorkshire schools have been warned images considered ‘idolatrous’ by Muslims won’t be tolerated. This is horrifying, says Hugo Timms buff.ly/1J42aNo

Rape is the only crime I can think of that's 100% inexcusable. There's absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down. But rape doesn't

This is MMA fighter Sean McInnes. When Anne Marie Boyle asked him to leave her alone, he punched her in the face so hard that he broke her cheekbone and her eye socket, knocked her unconscious, and left her with a life-altering brain injury. He was given less than two years

One of my personal favourites - by which I mean, my own Tweets was this. To be fair - it took her several days to block me... 🤓 (Apologies for the 'self-promotion', of course!🫣 But what the hell, everyone else does! 🤓🥹)

I have a lot of journalists following me and I am imploring you, if you are writing about the antisemitic attack in Golders Green, *please* emphasise these two things: - Hatzola is a volunteer-driven, no-cost service that is *entirely* self-funded. It relies 100% on private

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home. They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

the part they left out: these dogs were stolen for the dog meat trade in Jilin, China. Jilin province has 50+ slaughterhouses. they escaped from a moving truck, formed a defensive formation around an injured german shepherd, and a corgi navigated them 17km home over 2 days.

Well played. share.google/gxRNvI5F3Qyw5x…

AI-pril Fools all over X today.

Israel signed peace with Egypt in 1979. Not a single Israeli bomb on Egypt since then. Israel signed peace with Jordan in 1994. Not a single Israeli bomb on Jordan since then. Israel signed peace with UAE in 2020. Not a single Israeli bomb on UAE since then (not that it did