Hard work pays off..now come rub oil on me

*Drunk out of his mind. Sends to random contact then passes out on his couch.*

*He wakes with a snort, smiling at his screen as he texts back. Hello beautiful. I don’t think I’m that drunk *is totally smashed* just a little tipsy!

He grins at his phone, blinking a couple of times. 📲hmmm.. I don’t think so

Did you say…Taco Bell?

Alright that’s enough

Hmm…well now that you’ve mentioned it. That sounds like a great idea

Long time no see

Hello did you miss me?

Hmm….

Something something I don’t know

//HELLO! So sorry for being inactive. My life has been a little hectic with my new job and everything! I do hope to come back to messing with Del very soon

Mmm…

Hello my little tacos. Very long time no see

I shaved

It’s been a very long time my little tacos

🚬💨

That shit's gonna fuckin' kill ya-

*coughs* Ah geez, don’t go sounding like my ma now

*looks at his hand then looks back up at him* Wait hold on-