that one onion ring in your bag of fries

Michelangelo was hated in his prime too

Would have been a great opportunity for #AthanKeeps2023

25 of the best songs sampled and produced by Kanye West: a thread 💿

Literally me

Best Super Bowl commercials 2024 so far (🧵) 1. TC Tops from TC Tuggers

Swizz Beatz watching Usher dance with Alicia Keys

“55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS”

"We're going to write up our next conspiracy theory and it's going to involve Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as pawns for the Deep State and Joe Biden. "

THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES ARE 39-16 BEST RECORD IN NBA AGAINST TEAMS OVER .500 #1 IN THE WEST FOR MOST OF THE SEASON BEST DEFENSE IN THE NBA 39 FREAKING WINS BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (🎥 via Ryan)

Baby girl, what’s your name?

Retired NASCAR driver Mark Martin said his favorite artist is Gucci Mane 😂😂🔥🔥🔥

Erik Spoelstra when it’s time to win a playoff game on the road with Publix cashiers and Versailles employees

"So Ron Artest was just lying there, right on the scorer's table. And I thought: 'I wonder if my aim is still good...'"

Me when I spy a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill

Well, that is the official start of the #MaxKeeps2024 campaign.

Things are going well on the #MaxKeeps2024 agenda!

This is like one of those 90s TGIF crossover episodes.

Kudos to Tyler Biwan and @BlakeBoysHoops Brooklyn Center has had to play all their games on the road this season due to moisture under their court. Blake offered to host a proper Senior Night for the Brooklyn Center senior basketball players and cheerleaders.