Shut up, Skyfake.

Soundwave superior. Soundwave inferior.

Do something about it, Purple Rain

It's safe to assume that Soundwave has a second visor under his visor, and that this second visor permanently has a trollface displayed on it.

//I'm really sad cause I was gonna post that gif of Soundwave and Megatron doing Gangam Style in an elevator in front of a bunch of Vehicons but I can't find it :(

Bold of you to assume that this one doesn't also have loud music playing in his helm 24/7.

Occasionally, he turns the volume up to max and then blames either Starscream or Knock Out. Never fails.

In reality, Soundwave is only in a bitchy mood at the moment because Laserbeak has been nagging him all day. He loves his Minicon, but a good punt wouldn't hurt...

Distant "wah-wah-waaaaaah" siren as his other retreats. Soundwave 1, Soundwave 0

As entertaining as fighting himself would be, freaking out Dreadwing would be even more entertaining. Truce to mess with Dreadwing?

Because tentacle arms, fuck you.

He waves his tentacle arms about like a deranged air dancer the humans use to advertise cars; aimed in the direction of Dreadwing. Long, wavy, curling tentacle arms.

WAVY TENTACLE ARMS

//I love how Soundwave hasn't even known Soundwave for five minutes and he's already tired of his shit

HE APPROACHES W I T H W A V Y T E N T A C L E A R M S

//Hold up I gotta head off for the night, something's really wrong with my cat

//Sorry if I'm only active on Dreadwing sometimes, he's the only one I'm signed in to on my phone

//I'M ALIVE I'M SORRY

//Work has been extra rough lately and I've been coming home hours late way too exhausted to do anything, not even check Twitter. Sorry for disappearing like that.

//What have I missed?