"It worked! Don't blame my methods, see the result!"

"But you aren't! That's the important part."

"/Really/ restraining myself from making a gaming joke." (What difficulty, right?) [Yeah. And a very naughty followup.]

"Hide your guns! It's Chuck!"

"Yeah! Adventure, wonder,happening! Domino and Deadpool in Sea World (not sponsored)! I'm seeing It now. You see an orca and it reminds you of your childhood, gentle kiss, roll credits. Sounds good? Terrific!"

"Psh. Over dramatic much? It's not like theres an army of vampire spawn following us!" There kind of is. How's that for a plot punter? (7. You just read Mercs for Money) [Drop the rating, mister]

"Really? Oh man, you guys have the same pattern and everything!" Vespa horn beeps louder for some reason. "Come on, Doms! Let's roll!"

"Of course you have an amnesty bin, you absolute buzzkill. Some of us don't have amazing powers to obliterate a mind with a thought, Charles! We have to work for it!"

"You clearly don't pay attention, then. Without my guns or swords I'm just a cancer patient who can't die." I mean. He can fight with his hands but it's not far from the truth. "Your can lift tanks with your mind! You have to admit it's cool!"

"Psh!" As he unsheathes his katanas smiling under his mask. "I think this is a job for Bea & Arthur. Whaddya say? Wanna slice some undead fucks?" He didn't even entretain the Blade comment. We have a train going, fellas and inbetweens!

VROOM! VROOM! Despite the dying noises the Vespa is doing, they manage to get to Sea World™. As he parks, he'd show her two tickets. "Lifelong membership. Don't ask, you don't really wanna know"

"I don't have a lair, Pete. Don't worry." He said, offering a lollipop he pulled from his pouches. "Lollipop? It's strawberry."

||Working is being a bitch. Please be gentle with me

It's a normal lollipop. "Jesus, Peter. I'm a mercenary not a crazy murderhobo!" Huffs, as if extremely offended. "Besides, you are a speedster. Poison can't ask fast enough on your blood" He said, so matter-of-fact.

Groans. "You are so nerdy it's not even funny. But you can explode my mind from the inside! I would pay a lot of money to do that. My mutation is self-regenation. What am I without that, hm?" A challenge!