Don’t compromise this lady’s healthy or her freedomies

I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts.

@robynr_sh hey. I miss you and your loveliness.

@robynr_sh really??? Mondays?? Please oh please oh please

@rylynincalgary hey! I'm in women studies too!

"you have to have a license to drive a car.. You should have to have a license to have a child" #slgyprofquotes #MRU

Just realized that I started my relationship with my girlfriend using Twitter. Now concerned that she's not actually real. Will update.

Here is Eric Braun performing at my wedding reception and almost ruining everything. youtube.com/watch?v=naMVXe…

Support your local businesses over the next six months — Starbucks won’t go under if a location flooded, but some of our locals could.

We're asking citizens to put on their water wings and become a #FloodAngel. It's as simple as checking on your neighbour.

@TheJimmyAdams you ARE cooler! Hope all is well, old friend!

@TheJimmyAdams I'm well!! Preparing to move to Vancouver in the fall! What have you been up to these days? You a famous sportscaster yet?

@TheJimmyAdams photography school! I'm finally doing it! And at least you're doing something with sports, right?

In traditional polite Canadian culture, the Grey Cup is now actually given to the losing team as a reward for good sportsmanship #greycup

New live recording: soundcloud.com/ericbraun/the-…

"What should we do? Catch a flick? Coffee? Get drunk and throw stuff off a bridge?" - me, 2011, asking Deanna on a first date

Fingers Crossed! Enter to Win an iMac Jamie Swanson + other great prizes!

I was asked if that previous tweet was spam. No, I'm just trying to win free stuff. That's now the only reason I use Twitter.

Mom (to my brother): You should consider a gun safe... a lockable one #momquotes