My balls are so big. Demons could make a lot of money cutting them and selling heavy, meaty balloons at the next best faire.

One year later. The internet is still a thing.

Talking about boats...: time to slide into bed.

It's been a while hasn't it? As if I care. haha

It's finally August, which means soon it's September, and then comes October,- HALLOWEEN!!!!

🤠 got it.

You have no idea how glad I am that dick emojis don't exist yet.

trending hashtag? #WednesdayWisdom "If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece."

I'm watching a stupid movie.

Finally done with this shit. Time for some relaxing stuff. - Unfortunately I do not mean masturbation! ha'ha.

Japanese porn be like

Irma is scary as hell. And I know what i'm talking about! #IrmaHurricane

I ate too much chinese food. Feeling like Santa clause eventough Halloween is just around the corner! #bigbelly 🎅💀🎃

Some languages really do look like art. Written down, that is.

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. There's the alphabet for you. Use it wisely, Internet.

OH IT IS ON! #celebritydeathmatch [in other words: Good fight, Goodnight]

Waking up at 10:30. Basically almost the middle of the night.