TypeScript: your "chicken" can not cross the "road" "road" can be crossed by "car" "car" uses "wheels" to move "chicken" uses "feet" to move "wheels" and "feet" are not compatible

Everyone should know that this animal exists. It's a viscacha. I feel you buddy.

#birdbot

give me your best "i'm on an adventure" video game songs!!

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Esports is struggling lately, meanwhile, this Evo is more proof that the FGC is going through a Renaissance. - record shattering attendance - incredible games on the horizon - huge new non-endemic sponsors - global community - increasing prize pools - immaculate ✨vibes✨

Me at 25: Tests should be 5ish lines! One assert per test! Me at 40: This test is 56 lines long with 11 asserts. If I broke it up, it would be 11 separate tests, ~5x as much code, multiple helper functions and `beforeEach`s to avoid duplication, and more difficult to read.

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Punk won Evo off of a jump in. Don't let anyone ever tell you how to live your life

i dont know

should I join oasis ? They need to know asap

As you all expected. Our daughter was born on 8/24 (Trouba/Kakko day lmao). Probably the least surprising thing. Juniper is ready for a life of letdowns and suffering as a Ranger fan at birth, plus, I'm her dad lol I'm on like no sleep and delusional but love you all LGR

Uh oh show 7 sold out

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The Nintendo Switch 2 but it's just a Switch with controllers that work

Mike Ross fighting against Street Fighter 4 Rolento lives rent free in my head.

20 bands whose 3rd albums were arguably their best DAY 6: Never Hungover Again Joyce Manor found themselves with this album & it can’t be argued that a million bands have tried to imitate it, but what makes it best is that it’s so short & yet hits you in the gut all 19 minutes.

Wiges tries a Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie and talks The Costco Guys. Tickets to our Sunday 9/29 live show in Toronto at birdfuck.com!