If you’re gonna thank a Virgin, thank me #UsykDubois2

“Thank the audience” #UsykDubois2

Very odd promo package for Jonny Clayton there Welsh Wizard? Revenge? Roar? #darts #WorldMatchplay

What the fuck am I looking at #ThisMorning? Part beaten up old school wrestler coming back for one last ill advised run, part medieval serf

Looks like someone you’d see on a Phoenix Nights post-credits audition scene #ThisMorning

#ThisMorning My biggest fear is cosmetic surgery disasters You’ll be hearing from my lawyer

Pints

Josh Taylor retiring because of a recurring issue with his yes?

Can’t stop thinking about Oooduley saying “the Bell Hotel” has the same phonic pattern as “the bomb dot com”

Wessel Neinman #darts #WorldMatchplay

About to tell James Wade that Blackpool isn’t big enough for them both #worldmatchplay #darts

That “scrape him off the canvas” analogy was quite something #worldmatchplay #darts

Wonder what Anderson was whispering there #worldmatchplay #darts

“Go on; One Moore”

Currently thinking of the edit Oooduley made and sent me a good while back with Ozzy Osbourne biting the bat with a UltraEdge/Snicko review alongside it