Usually when a man steals children and keeps them in cages he goes to jail. But in America he is neck and neck for president.

Van, thank you for expressing the sorrow and relief that we all feel. My hope is that those who hoped for a different outcome will take a moment to empathize with the pain so many of us have felt over the past four years.

For America’s educators, this is a great day: You’re going to have one of your own in the White House, and Jill is going to make a great First Lady.

I knew we’d be happy but I didn’t realize we’d be spontaneous dance parties in the street happy. What a moment x.com/adriofwands/st…

There have been more Trump aides who’ve tested positive for coronavirus since the election than documented cases of voter fraud

Things are looking up, Donald J. Trump.

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When given the opportunity to purchase additional vaccine doses, Trump passed.   And now, fewer Americans will be vaccinated before June.   Make no mistake, Trump's incompetence will cost American lives. It already has.   So much for America first.

It’s Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny or weird time you had a holiday decoration disaster, and tag it with #DecorationDisaster. Could be on the show!

This week, Republicans objected to giving workers $1,200 checks to pay rent and feed their families. Why?  “The deficit.” They didn’t care about the deficit when they passed $2 trillion in tax cuts for big corporations and millionaires. The biggest deficit is in their values.

Today, I worked my final shift at Walter Reed ER. I will miss the patients and my military and civilian coworkers - they have been overwhelmingly supportive. I’m honored to have worked there and I look forward to new opportunities. I stand by my words, and I regret nothing.

Mitt Romney has had a wild 24 hours. Getting screamed at in an airport, sitting aboard a crowded plane as MAGA passengers chanted "traitor" at him, sheltering in the capitol, and then calling for elected leaders to tell the truth. Strength of character personified.

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Incredible

"This is genius. Bin Laden takes down these buildings with a couple of planes. How smart is that? That's pretty savvy. "Bin Laden liked me. I liked him. Had I been in office, this wouldn't have happened." — What former president Clinton did not say on Sept. 11, 2001

W looked into Putin’s eyes & saw his soul. Trump looked & saw Trump Tower Moscow. Biden looked & saw an evil fuck.

The thing that breaks my heart is Odessa is considered the Capital of Humor. On April 1st we celebrate like crazy (Юморина): huge parade w/ costumes, clowns, dancers, mimes (I KNOW) & decorate statues w/ tinfoil. As a comic I’m biased, but to attack the laugh of Ukraine is low

A Supreme Court Justice has been missing for a week after iron-clad evidence has surfaced of his wife conspiring to overthrow the government I mean this is such a nothingburger story, right?