Someone like me who fools people for a living isn't going to work as I think like a magican. I'm always looking for the misdirection. I'll~

Give someone 30 seconds to 3 minutes to present the case of said conspiracy but like a good magic trick if you can not sell me in that~

Limited amount of time, then I stop caring. You can say it louder or get insulting but I'm still not going to buy it. It's a simple thing~

Called knowing your audience. If you loose someone with in the first 30 seconds they are not coming back. And provocation is very poor~

Salesmanship. If you walked in to a store and the clerk yelled "BUY THIS YOU HOE! FUCK YOU BLOW ME!" good chance you are not going to shop~

There again. So rethink that. If I was stuck in a mental institution and was subjected listening to conspiracy theories then I would~

Fake interest...long enough to palm something as I might as well if I'm in a hypothetical mental institution. But try harder than "Tupac~

Is alive." Prove it. Is he at your hoyse with a camera? Then I don't care. "The moon landing was fake." that's insulting to all ~

The astronauts that died a firey death to get the technology good enough for later astronauts to go to the moon. And don't follow the~

Claim "The moon landing was fake." with "Nicki Minaj is a reptilian." as you just basically said human beings are to fucking stupid to go~

To outer space and now you are trying to sell me on nonhuman shape shifters in the music industry? Didn't think that through did ya? You~

Are telling me history is a lie and monsters are real. I dare you to say that to a medical professional. Out loud not just to the voices~

In your head that you hear because "the illuminati stuck a chip in your brain." as to a secret all powerful society 95% of the population~

Is not important enough to fuck with. So I'll replace the word illuminati with crack pipe. In my head. As that is tge only way I will~

Feel empathy for a belligerent conspiracy theorist is if they are really really high and believe this shit do to drugs. But after 30~

And no proof. You just sound like a crazy person. Go make a hat out of tin foil. Do something productive. No proof then at least make~

A sign and stand out on the street so the rest of the world knows who to aviod. But come at me with a celebrity is imortal and not human. ~

I have one reply. "Elvis didn't do no drugs."youtu.be/w_f177k0ytA and being an asshole isn't going to make me believe you.

// I'm off. I have a hot date with Bigfoot. We're going to the hollow Earth. Don't wait for photos as it's not going to happen. Oh remember~

Elvis never did no drugs. youtu.be/w_f177k0ytA