Mmmm, clearance meat and salad. Post opening weekend of Duck Tours dinner. Tours begin again (for me) Wednesday. 10 down, 578 tours to go.

I’m at an open mic and every time some here says the word “gay” (more accurately shouts “homo”) the same 4 people laugh. Guess the Massachusetts city: 1.) Cambridge 2.) Boston 3.) Quincy or 4.) Newton

Stoked!

Looks like a job for Mark Rober.

I don’t know what I’m more tired of hearing at open mics: Comedians trying to legitimize using the “r word” or admitting they’re autistic.

Good to know safety is priority number one here in #boston. #allstonyards #allstonyardsapts #allston #stopandshop #safespaceforall #bluelightspecial instagram.com/reel/DIbzkkdAc…

Plenty of autistic people date and have very healthy relationships, but the guy who used to hang out with Epstein, drove his wife to suicide because of his affairs, and is accused of sexual assault against a hired babysitter believes they're incapable of such a thing.

Doing standup at my favorite place in Connecticut. The drive out from Boston is just beautiful. comixroadhouse.com/comics/last-co…

You can actually see me losing weight in the standup clips. Last update from road is out now! Listen to it everywhere podcasts are podded or watch it on YouTube at Big Comedy Network network. youtu.be/XMkA0fAHMTM?si… instagram.com/p/DJ1fTVZAxQP/…

Screen Crush: “Star Wars can be more than Luke, Han, and Leia.” Also ScreenCrush: “RECAST LUKE, HAN, AND LEIA AND MAKE NEW MOVIES ABOUT THEM!” cc: Colton Heather Antos (Previously Notable) Ryan Arey 🇺🇦 youtu.be/k7GxXfZMHN0?si…

When you’re in a crowded place, it’s where you feel the most alone.

My favorite thing on Ironheart so far is clearly Cree Summer bringing her own wardrobe.

Hey, Grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

Here's one thing I learned the hard way...Never roast someone from the same town as you. Watch my full special, "Fat Ryan" NOW at DisruptorComedy.com #disruptorcomedy #joshsneed #comedian #comedyspecial #fatryan

The Columbus statue at the state capitol in St. Paul Minnesota was removed today by Indigenous people.