@sugarbabysteve Kittens are dangerous. They have claws.

@sugarbabysteve /Claws/, Steve. And teeth.

@sugarbabysteve No Steve. No kitties.

@sugarbabysteve Like you. I mean—dangerous!

@sugarbabysteve Yes you are. And yes she is.

@sugarbabysteve *sigh* Fine. Whatever. Get yourself injured. Don't come crying to me.

@sugarbabysteve If you insist.

@sugarbabysteve *holds it gingerly and stares at it* Steve, no.

@sugarbabysteve Steve, no. Take the cat back.

@sugarbabysteve Then you hold it, not me!

@sugarbabysteve It's not a baby, it's a cat.

@sugarbabysteve *licks Steve's hand* Okay, fine. It's a baby.

@sugarbabysteve You put your hand over my face, so.

@sugarbabysteve Yes, it was!

@sugarbabysteve //Aw baby ily

//Hey, sorry for vanishing. I'm looking for RP partners—anyone game?

//God, I miss my Steve.

What do you mean, murder isn't an acceptable form of stress relief?

//hey hey Steve Rogers we should do something after you see Civil War.

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