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TheOnlyCraig

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The Saarks Revival - Teich, Pause, Engage!! The parody of scrumming.

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Todays perspective..... Superbowl had 157m viewers. Liverpool vs Man City 700m. The US has just sent its biggest ever official delegation to the Mining Ndaba in Cape Town.

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So teams practice the Super Over and train batter sand bowlers how to play in it? Yesterday looked like a lottery as to who was going to do what.

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Can't wait till Jim Ratcliffe finds out that most Manchester United supporters are 'colonists'! Gonna be fun to watch this unfold. What an incredibly stupid statement to make!?

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Namibia, the only team in history to be flown to a World Cup, where one of the players was also the Captain on the plane. Richard Nineham.

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I hope that Irish Rugby had emergency supplies of oxygen available, cos that front row went so far into the clouds today, helped by the Italian Front Row, they will need plenty. Their new nickname 'EasyJet'!!

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Rugby trivial, 1. If kicked, only if the ball bounces can both players contest. On the full the defending team must be allowed to catch it. 2. Referees interfere way to much in the setting of scrums. The ref must just say 'Play' then the front rows sort the rest out. Cont..

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3. No more hands in the loose. Tackled player must place or pass. No joining players may go off their feet. Becomes a pushing contest. 4. Hookers must hook, and ball put in straight. Like lineouts. 5. Try if attacking team are in possession of the ball and tryline is crossed.

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6. Ball carried back over tryline, 5 yard scrum. This 'held upstuff is rubbish. 7. Teams must always have 15 on the field. Yellow card, player off for 10, replaced, but team concedes 5 points. If converted to a red, team concedes 10 points.

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8. Reserves capacity must be laid out clearly. 2 front row, 2 2nd and 3rd row forwards, a 9, a 10-13, a wing and a 15. No more no less. Hybrids allowed. 9. Red cards an off field decision. Yellow cards not awarded can also be called within 2 minutes of the resumption of play.

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Robert Duvall, Chameleonlike Actor of Film, Stage and TV, Dies at 95 The Oscar winner was known for his ability to disappear into roles, playing a wide range of characters in films such as “Apocalypse Now” and “The Godfather,” and in the television series “Lonesome Dove.”