If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

And remember that a 5 in NYC would be an 8 almost anywhere else in the country

someone check on that stupid skinny skyscraper that was already not doing well

eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake

“I’m in the trenches”

The trenches:

Asking my Anglo partner to check my Spanish spelling and asking if I put the right accent on the word but describing it in French is our 9 am chaos

Not me, learning today, that the Arkells have covered ABBA

Nothing is more purely Ontario summer than a disappointing sip of Tim hortons to cure a cottage induced hangover whilst covered in bug bites

I swear, if American Swifties try to steal our only city there will be a repeat of 1812. #erastourTO

But also me

If you run, you have a “runner’s body”.

when I call you 'bb' it stands for
baked bean, remember that

Teen Vogue when I was a teen:

- Bulimia: is it really that bad? (+TIPS!)
- BACK TO SCHOOL FATTY
- 30 pages of acne ads

Teen Vogue today:

- Transcontinental Pipelines and their Vulnerabilities
- Why You Should Never Date a Cop
- 30 pages of acne product ads, that hasn't changed

only bird people will get this

Perhaps the most offensive thing I’ve done in life is asking a group of French (like 🇫🇷) people if they’re québécois in my very Anglo sounding québécois French

Facebook worked with prosecutors to help lock up a woman for an abortion. Facing two years in prison.

Facebook turned over messages to cops that made the case. jezebel.com/nebraska-mom-p…

People talk about red/beige flags, but avid Twitter user Jackson Sanders just scrolls on safari on his phone which is nothing but yikes to me.

Crying in old sparks fly

goodbye goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky