Well went to see my mam today in her care home and she said that dog has worked himself all day . Yesterday she was at Blackpool I suppose it's better than the truth. And as we left she said can you get me some dog chews for that dog . Had to laugh

Aye aye twitter pals it's been a strange old week . My mam has been talking about ending her life I said how you going to do it she says I'm going to run under a bus . But mam you can't even get out of bed .... Ah I forgot ill not bother then. We laughed together

Bloody got COVID again like most people now . Jo had it last week and was ill I woke up on Sunday morning could hardly walk but had to go and see me in care home and realised that wasn't a good idea. So we took a card and staff in home said they would pass on my wishes

For ten points can you guess what I'm making 👋👍🤣

Here's another picture 😁🖼️

I see that Dubai chocolate has landed on the shelves at Lidl at £3.99 a bar it can stay on the shelves for me 🤣😁👋

Nearly finished 😁

All finished 😁

Aye twitter pals well last night was my first full nights sleep in bed without having to come down stairs to sleep. 9 full hours sleep mind you I still feel like I have been kicked by a donkey onwards and upwards 😂🤣👋😁👍

Aye twitter pals what a beautiful sunny Sunday and I'm pleased to say I'm through the worst of whatever it was I had . Just sitting reading and relaxing have a lovely Sunday twitter pals 😊😁

Aye aye twitter pals can anyone explain this in the book in reading seen it a few times though it was a miss print. She had had that argument with herself. I'm thinking with my dyslexia brain that's not right had had . Or is just me

Just been out with Mimi for a little walk when I got reminded that if you have any plans dream's or something you need to say bloody hurry up before it's to late . Remember this isn't a rehearsal this is it

Sat waiting in the car at Westgate road for Jo . She has been to theatre so she rings say I'm at the pickup point. I'll zoom over so I don't get done for kerb crawling............. again 😂👍🤣👊👋💥 .

Have a happy and peaceful Easter twitter pals 😁

Aye aye twitter pals sorry I haven't been about at all still feel like I have been kicked by a donkey. Waiting for blood tests . Don't want to be moaning on so I haven't been on . Me and Jo are away next thew days so see you soon and have a good weekend 👍😊

Aye aye twitter pals turns out I'm in hospital the pain I'm having is a hole in my bowels so I need a operation to sort it out . No wonder I have been in agony for weeks but at least we now know what the pain is speak soon

Well twitter pals it now looks I'm having a colostomy bag fitted on the upside save a fortune on bog roll 😂👍🤔

Well twitter pals I now have a bag fitted I'm not going to jump for joy or anything. But it is what it is just a update I don't feel like replying just going to have quite night and hospital TV night night

Nurse please can you change this bag it's fine after asking 3 more times.woke up the bag had burst then I got changed. This bag I have asked twice to get changed 😭

Aye aye twitter pals escaped from hospital yesterday not feeling to bad . By all accounts I'm very very lucky to be here so now I'm fully fitted with a stoma bag . It's not the best but like say I'm very lucky to be here. Thanks for all the kind messages 😊