I should take pics but I’m so sick rn

I’m kinda built like the kangaroo ngl

I think I’m sick this sucks

This is what the arcs villains crew always looks like in One Piece

Big woofer in your area

It’s so rainy today and my gf isn’t even in the same country as me this is fricked up!!!

“People died” 💀

Moomin cookies…

I was doing sit ups all morning so my tummy hurts but in like a good way

be honest, what did you notice first? 💕

Or Yknow, “crazy idea” he’s not the kind of person to stare at random peoples ass in public.

How I sleep knowing I bought this corset only to wear it like twice

My white dress broke so this is it’s replacement

They found my silver bullet on god…

Around elves watch yourselves 🗡️

I’m hungry, anything that moves is a potential meal for me

Sometimes being a “good girl” means being the trad wife of the house

Me when I attack my friends body pillow as it is a dastardly simulacrum of the human form